Here is the catch. I can't move into my new apartment until tomorrow. Tonight I am crashing at my good friend John's apartment (he was born in the same hospital as me in Princeton!) with him and his fab German roommates Antonia and Marlena. We are having a great chinese study party in which Antonia and Marlena are doing their homework which is about difficulties in life. The difficulties in life are being paralyzed. Woo so applicable. I'm watching while eating celebratory noodles. I'm performing next week. ahhh. John is muttering to himself about 饺子(dumplings).

So what happened with my apartment was that the agency stops owning it on the 30th. Which is tomorrow. Therefore me and my flatmates had to move out by today. This was problematic because to have an even 6 weeks and not get charged a ridiculous amount for my new apartment, I had to move in on the 30th. I was able to move my stuff there, but I can move in officially tomorrow morning. Because the original price of my apartment was "supposed" to be 4000 kuai the official quote for every night was over 150 kuai (which is ridiculous). I got it down to 3000 plus an extra 500 for internet, all utilities, fresh drinking water, cleaning service twice a week, and for other random things. It's a much nicer apartment and I'll post pictures tomorrow when I move in!
Today I had to get my deposit back, turn in my key, and get my room inspected (in the exact opposite order as I typed it). The guy kept calling me and trying to get it earlier, but I had class and my teacher yelled at him and told him to give me my deposit back and to come at 6 pm. I had everything packed up, ready, and cleaned by 6 pm and he came, early of course. He then took us to the office where we were supposed to turn in our keys and get our deposits back. However his boss tried cheating us on what we were supposed to say. My contract (the second one to be signed for our apartment) was substantially cheaper for utilities than Michiel's and Jose's. However they were trying to make each of us pay for the utilities. So that got straightened out. The thing was though, I already paid for our gas and water previously so we shouldn't have been charged for gas and water. I argued for awhile and then they also wanted to charge a 100 kuai cleaning fee, but I argued with them more and then went cleaned more while Jose argued with them. Me and Jose both got our fees taken away. The lady boss left, but didn't give the workers enough money to pay for my deposit, so I got really annoyed. I showed the lady the math two times and she was just like math doesn't work like that. And I was literally just like what. in. the. So I went over with the main man and my landlord and they were both like your math is right. But then they only had 2900. They still owed me 45 kuai and were just like come back tomorrow, come back tomorrow. In China, that is never a good idea. I argued with them for awhile, and then he was just like 操你吗 which means fuck your mother. I was just like 你说什么?! (You just said what?!). Then I called my teacher, Li Mei, who is pretty boss and a little bit older than me and explained what was going on and she yelled at them for a little bit. Then to finally make all the arguing end the chill boss guy ended up giving me another 100 kuai and I gave him 55 kuai. In the end I got 2945 kuai out of my 3000 deposit, so pretty good.
TL;DR = Spent 3 hours arguing trying to get my full 3000 kuai deposit back (plus pay the correct amount for utilities) and ended up getting 2945 kuai. Woo!